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Joey's Heart is a character from Me and My Dick. He is portrayed by A. J. Holmes.

PersonalityEdit

Joey's Heart tries to get Joey to follow his advice rather then Dick's. He is a hopeless romantic, over the top and emotional.

QuotesEdit

  • "Can't is a word for a man who's been beaten and broken, and that is not the man I see lying in a heap in front of me!"
  • "Joseph Michael Richter... Y— you are a real piece of work. Let me tell you something: I've seen a lot of proposals in my day, Joey, but never have I seen such a... a pathetic... bumblefuck as what occurred out there in the hallway."
  • "Fabulous! Looks like the boys are back!"
  • "I'm going to squeeze my left carotid artery, Joey"
  • "I'm — I'm broken!"
  • "Joey: 'Wow, the Nine of Hearts!'

Joey's Heart: 'That's right, the King of Hearts!"

  • "Joey's Heart: 'What do all of history's greatest lovers have in common? Romeo and Juliet! Antony and Cleopatra! Jack Dawson and... Kate Winslet's character!'

Joey: 'All the guys die horribly first.' Joey's Heart: 'Uh eh— BAD EXAMPLE. How about Spiderman and Mary Jane?' Joey: 'Oh yeah they worked out PERFECTLY."

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