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Draco is a major player in both A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel. For his whole life he thought he was the son of Lucius Malfoy and Narcissa Malfoy, but in A Very Potter Sequel he discovered that his mother choreographed an affair with his real father, Dobby. He has a huge crush on Hermione Granger. Crabbe and Goyle are often seen following him and doing his bidding when instructed to. He is played by Lauren Lopez and is one of her most iconic roles.

Personality[]

Draco was originally arrogant but softened up a bit after befriending Harry Potter. He's also childish in nature, which might be due to the fact that he never experienced a happy childhood because of his father, Lucius Malfoy. He rolls around on the floor trying to find the right pose but never finds one. Another reason for this is his goal to annoy people, but he doesn't know when to stop, so he only stops when physically stopped. After sustaining an injury, Draco always thinks he's bleeding, which is incorrect every time.

Draco's biggest goal in the three musicals was to go to Pigfarts, a wizarding school that seems oddly similar to Hogwarts, aside from the fact that it's on Mars and its headmaster is a talking lion with the ability to fly named Rumbleroar. Draco speaks about Pigfarts often and is bent on getting a galaxy-traversing rocket ship with enough fuel to get to Mars and even makes a deal with the Dark Lord to obtain one.

Because his father is really the house elf Dobby, Draco has a huge fear of the potty. This is because over 600 house elves die in toilet-related incidents every year (because they fall in). This is why Draco always wears diapers. He later claimed to have learned to use the potty, but in truth he would just poop in his diaper and flush it into the toilet.

Draco's First Year[]

During Draco's first year at Hogwarts, he was sorted into Slytherin and quickly made enemies with Harry Potter and the entire Gryffindor house when he proclaimed he was a racist who hates gingers and Mudbloods as well as Gryffindor House. He wears diapers and struggles with his fear of the potty throughout his first year, constantly mocked by his peers.

Draco is quite proud of his artistic talents and regularly draws pictures to illustrate various activities, such as playing Quidditch and using the potty. Few people, aside from Crabbe and Goyle and the Death Eaters, appreciate his drawings. He also poops in his pants in quidditch.

House Cup Tournament[]

During the dragon fight portion of the House Cup Tournament, Draco fought the Reluctant Dragon. His successful strategy for the battle was to lure the Dragon out with an upside-down cake, lasso it with a Fruit By The Foot, and behead it with a Slicing Charm (ruddy fool). He later uses the Dragon's mounted and severed head to win Pansy as his Yule Ball date.

The Yule Ball[]

At the Yule Ball, Draco originally came with Pansy, while Ron went stag. They are both saying how ugly Hermione is, when all of a sudden in walks a gorgeous Hermione. This then prompts the song "Granger Danger," which is a duet between Ron and Draco.

Time Travel[]

Following his second year at Hogwarts, Draco stows away in Lucius Malfoy's fanny pack to return to his first year and prevent the Death Eaters from killing Harry Potter. He hides out in the Forbidden Forest and becomes the centaurs' king due to his knowledge of the future. He helps out behind the scenes throughout the play under the code-name "Little D," leading Hermione to assume that the "D" stands for Dumbledore when really it stands for Draco's weiner. His successes include helping Sirius Black escape from Azkaban by tracking down the Invisibility Cloak and sending it to Sirius and also helping the Trio travel back in time to save Sirius from the Dementors' Kiss.

Relationships[]

After his first year at Hogwarts, Draco has a particularly serious crush on Hermione.

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